1-UP

1-UP is a funny man who posts funny images and talks in a funny voice.

On a fateful day in the RFCK sphere known only as MAY THE FUCKING TWENTY-SECOND at 03:51:47.054936, our lovable joined the server, apparently not knowing how. At first, the denizens of NLACakaNM just thought it was a funny haha jook. Soon it became serious. This motherfucker didn't even know what the PCP was, he was only vaguely familiar with Ben from the Sonichu lecture and had heard of Digibro. He had typical protagonist memory loss. He wasn't even awake when the log said he joined. Slowly but surely everyone realized he was the protagonist. Everyone up to this point was an NPC. 1-UP was gonna change the fucking WORLD.

From here the story plays out like your typical isekai anime. 1-UP used his powerful 3D modelling skills to reshape the entire city to his liking. He lead the charge in an Omnitale raid from which we plundered so many FunnyBucks you don't even KNOW how many it was. He saved our endless war from ending by stopping the negaslime and !deleteing the Lord of Ghosts.

Despite these great feats, he was never able to destroy the Killers, and he always had Rowdys that were superior to him, just because the writers wanted to squeeze some coming-of-age plot threads in there. Oh and to keep the war going. The writers are probably funding both sides and making big FunnyBucks. #stopanimewriterconspiracies

Much like the city, he has garnered by many alternate names over the eons. Newfag Kid, Protag-Kun and countless others. The details of what philisophical meaning these parallels have are not yet known, but they must exist because he's the Protagonist.

Anyways nowadays he shitposts about Splatoon.